What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?