What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do stars go to college?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?