What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?