Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What are you studying in math?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?