What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why are stones so good at music?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?