What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?