Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did one plate say to the other?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What was the first animal in space?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What kind of computers do horses use?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do insects learn at school?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?