What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which superhero is best at baseball?