Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What's E.T. short for?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?