Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which relative loves rice?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?