Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?