Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What bird helps you stay dry?