Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's the holiest insect?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do chips wear socks?