Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you make antifreeze?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What game do mice love to play?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?