Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the definition of Robin?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a magical reptile?