When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do insects learn at school?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?