What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do surfers go to school?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Do dads always snore?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do cats love to work?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.