What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did March say to the madness?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?