What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
The orca-stra!
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What snacks always have the best tan?