What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What table can you never sit at?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?