Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?