Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do fish do at parades?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?