Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which bug is related to you?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the politest month?