What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?