What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?