Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?