What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do tough ducks come from?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?