Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?