What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What type of birds stay together forever?