What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What car does Yoda® drive?