What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...