What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What makes music in your hair?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What country has the most fish?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?