Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?