Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do bees buzz?
What birds make average students?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
When does a horse talk?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?