Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What condiment has wings?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?