Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What animal floats best?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?