Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which fly makes films?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?