What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?