Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What does winter fat turn into?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the mirror cross the road?