What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's black and white and red all over?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?