What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?