How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the strongest animal?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What bird is always sad?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?