What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a henway?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?