Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is the most adorable season?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?