What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?