What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?