What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?