Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?