What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do kids love theater classes?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which president loved to take baths?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?