Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What day do hands always go to church?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why is furniture so generous?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the horse so happy?